Richard Head Esq is a ground-breaking digital creator. Renowned for his incredible artistic diversity, his creations range from digital art to digital games to short format videos, music videos, sculpture (metal, bronze and 3D printed), tradable crypto assets (tokens and meme coins), digital character development (personal shopping assistants and personal companions) and lots more designed to offend the up-tight and amuse the normal.
The Early Years
Richard has been afflicted from birth with a highly unusual physical abnormality. He was the last of five children born into a family of gifted scientists working for the CIA on a highly classified research project in Central Africa during the cold war. It’s rumoured that towards the end of the assignment, Richard’s father was exposed to a top secret experimental agent during a lab leak. Richard was born shortly thereafter with the highly unusual abnormality of two Y chromosomes.
Over the years Richard has been the focus of some of the largest, most intensive and most expensive scientific research since the Roswell incident in 1947 and the Bigfoot incident in 1971. During this time countless experts ranging from molecular biologists to evolutionary archaeologists have tried to unravel the mystery of his unique biological genome. The latest and most definitive research program involved teams from Oxford University, Harvard Medical School, the SETI Institute and the Vatican. They issued a statement in May 2025 saying: “after almost three years, over two thousand tests and experiments involving two hundred and twenty seven PHD researchers, seventeen different forensic labs and a budget of over one hundred and thirty million dollars, we remain completely baffled. All we can confirm with certainty is that the subject presents with all the characteristics of a giant yellow penis. In fact it is the conclusion of this august panel that Richard Head Esq is simply one big Dick.”
